Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Guide to Dressing Your Feet, or, How Willy Got Popular

Voting #: 4052

On Monday Willy awoke, dressed, and ate breakfast with his two sisters and parents. The family didn’t notice his new shoes. Soon as he walked into his high school, everyone looked, to his overindulged ego’s pleasure. Glances to Willy’s loafers came with warm smiles. The toilet paper underfoot dragged behind, defeated.

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